Have you ever been cruising your already clunky long-board and thought to yourself: how bongin’ would I look cruisin’ down the bike lane if this were about twice the weight and price?
Intoxicatedly ponder no further. Behold the ZBoard: the latest development in douche-tech and lazassary.
A For a mere $649 (or $949 if you want to go 3mph faster!!!) you too can join ranks with the parent-funded college-bro elites, drug addled .com multi-millionaires, and delusional neo-yuppie commuters.